You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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