I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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