turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Terrible idea I love it
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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