i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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