chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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