I don't think brook has ever known best
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Who died my cat blue again?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
