i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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