Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
honey bunches of taint.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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