I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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