She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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