Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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