Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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