she was so not down for the gang bang
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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