Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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