I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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