She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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