i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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