The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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