i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pop tarts are not kleenex
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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