Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
