I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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