We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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