she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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