Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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