Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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