Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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