at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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