so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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