She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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