I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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