dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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