Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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