its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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