A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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