He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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