i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
