During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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