Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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