the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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