im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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