Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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