Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He? As in you personified your dick?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So. Much. Porn.
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