Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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