You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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