a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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