Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I checked into jail on foursquare
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So squirting runs in the family.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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