But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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