You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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