I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.