I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.