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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am mentally ready for anal.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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