That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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