I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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