can u get pink eye on your cock?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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