Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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